ask-mrjacobenglish:

Well hello there Lalonde and Strider!

oh mr englsih oh

* english

im really curious what would happne if jane drank

* happen

jake would probably be interestin 2

hmm this is a toguh one

id probably kill di stri

hmm then this doesnt give me good otpions

* options

sry janey i think in this sitaution id fuck jake

and then marry u

correction

i dont get watsed

but considuerign the time of nghit

* consdiering

id say a 7

well

jakes OFF LIMITS!!!

so id haev to go with janeys dad

oh sotp it u two

* stop

pavlov-e:

So I’m going to let everyone on tumblr know a little secret— I was the one who came up with the ask IRL characters thing. Ask anyone who’s been following me for a really long time, it’s true.

When I came up with the idea, it was never meant for us to literally be the characters irl— irl was simply suppose to be the indicator that it is a COSPLAY blog. Last time I check, people who cosplay don’t actually do what the characters do outside of cosplay. I’m sorry that I don’t drink. Take in account that I’m only 17 and drinking is illegal for me, and alcohol scares the shit out of me. 

This irl thing is suppose to be fun and it seems like I’ve just made parts of the fandom into pretentious assholes. I’ve been around drunk people all my life, I know what drunk people act like. I have alcoholics in both sides of the family, plus my dad just divorced my mom because of her drinking problem.

I don’t usually say this, but please get over yourself. I am not here to please you, or anyone else. I am doing this for myself, and ONLY myself. I just want to have some fucking fun.

[ Wow it really sucks when I just made the blog and this happens. Sorry this has to be my first post. ]